incoherent ramblings

of an emotional faggot

2019 Subaru

Forester Touring, white/saddle The Hubs had a bad habit of trying to text and drive. So I ordered this Subaru with matching colors to my Land Cruiser. This Subaru has Eye sight and a driver monitoring system that’ll yell Read more

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21′ Jeep Rubicon JL (GECKO GREEN)

Been wanting a Wrangler for a while, had to have the “Gecko Green” 2 door with a v6. Was going to order one, but 6-8 months waiting (due to covid) wasn’t something I wanted to do. So months of Read more

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1973 Mini

(Sold july 2021): Custom build

This is Rebecca (as I call her) named after Rebecca in the “The originals” a beautiful bad ass. 

De-seamed, 1380 Racing motor, Corbeau seats, fully adjustable suspension.  Custom build done in Antwerp Belgium. 

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84′ Westy

Bought this beauty from a guy in NYC, he drove it out here and I had it for a few days before I sold it. I decided I really wanted to hold out for a Syncro. 2021/05/28

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1981 Porsche

(Sold 3/24/21): Pre S optioned car

This 26k mile, 1 owner 928 was something I ran across and decided to purchase.  

I bought it the same day I got my Tesla Model Y. (Both Spontaneous purchases) 

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#1 – 1980’s 911

In order of preference.

#1 911 Speedster

#2 911 Turbo Cab/ or m491 Cab

#3 935 Slant Nose (Factory)

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#5 – G-wagon

G’s in order of preference.

#1 4×4 squared

#2 Wolf

#3 G63

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1996 Daihatsu

(sold Jan/2021): Midget II

This little bizarre 1 seater truck was imported from Japan.  

I thought it would be fun to have, because its so odd looking.  I didn’t take into account the attention it would get. 

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2017 Mercedes

(sold Nov/2020): Smart fortwo Brabus coupe

This little cutie is not even a one liter 3 cylinder engine (0.9 liter turbo). But don’t let that fool you, this little thing is super fun to drive with great power & Read more

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1978 VW

(sold oct/2020): Super Beetle convertible

I bought this car for my biological mother, as it was her dream car.  

Upon presenting it to her, she didn’t want it. 

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19′ Toyota

Land Cruiser 200

The timeless icon. 

5.7-Liter V88-speed automatic TransmissionKinetic Dynamic Suspension System

Go anywhere, do anything, apocalypse vehicle! 

I call him “Tristan”

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2018 Tesla

Model 3 Performance

Super fun, Super fast, regretted getting rid of it immediately. 

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2016 BMW

BMW M235I Convertible

Dinan stage 2, AWD, super fun, fast car! I got rid of this to order the Model 3 Performance. 

I called him “Niklaus” 

Sold 2018

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1997 Eclipse Spyder GS-T

Cayenne Red Pearl, 5-speed Manual, tan leather, with factory chrome wheels. Only 31,000 miles since new!

This is what I drove when I met David.

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2016 Mercedes

AMG C63 507 edition

Gorgeous car, high maintenance , terrible sound, fast. 

Dealer bought this car back, too many issues! 

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2014 VW

This was probably one of my favorite sedans to own, the gas mileage was in sane. 50+ mpg, no lack of power, tons of space. 

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2013 Toyota

Tacoma 4×4 regular cab

bought this for Joey

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2011 Toyota

FJ Cruiser

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2012 Scion

XB Release series

Bought this for Joey

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2008 BMW

M135i Convertible 

Super fun car, ordered with red interior, the only thing that’d have made this car better would have been AWD. Dinan stage 2, loads of fun! 

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